Shut up I’m Still Talking’s Photo
Thank Your Body’s Photo
Doggone Funny’s Photo
Mommy has a Potty Mouth’s Photo
The Boy with the Bread+The Girl on Fire=Toast
For those of you not in the know, this is a reference to the book/movie “The Hunger Games.”
Those were pretty short and reasonable, but then I started seeing names like these:
I Delete My Whole Password When I type a Single Letter Wrong’s Photo
I have to admit, I was excited when I first saw this one…I absolutely do that every time! There is someone out there like me!! With more than 105,000 likes, apparently retyping the entire password is a fairly common phenomenon.
The feeling you get when you Understand Something in Math Class’s Photo
Admittedly I never, ever got that feeling. Also, Math Class was a long, long, time ago. I’m still working on the times table.
Bitch, Please, I can remove 90% of your so-called “Beauty” With a Kleenex’s Photo
This page has an astounding 931,000 likes! I buy Star Magazine and The Enquirer all the time, and they often feature “Stars Without Makeup.” Some stars look pretty good without makeup. Others…not so much. I’m not a star, nor are most people on FB, but I’m one of those people who fall into the “not so much” category. Still, I have learned to deal with it and go bare faced in public at times. I realized, though, that in the time it takes to pray I don’t run into anyone I know, I probably could have just slapped some paint on.
If the People in Movies Would Have Listened to me They Would Still be Alive's Photo
Right?! You’re all like yelling, “Don’t go in there!” or “Get out of there, now!” and they just never listen!
It's Funny and I Don't Give a Fuck If You're Offended’s Photo.
Well, I say things on FB all the time that probably offend some…you can’t please everyone.
Those are all quite a mouthful. So I thought I’d contribute some original and noteworthy page names of my own. Most are based on personal experiences, some not, but under some circumstances, could be. Hey, there’s a name!
Some of my Posts are Based on Personal Experiences, Some Not, But under Certain Circumstances, Could Be’s Photo
I only do Laundry When it’s Piled to the Ceiling and not Necessarily all of it as Long as I have some Clean Undies Photo
Yep. Once in a while I go on a laundry rampage but still manage to have at least one more load that I refuse to do. This is with good reason: My washer and dryer is two floors down, in the basement. Still, it beats the hell out of going to the Laundromat.
When I Smashed into a BMW and the Back of a Truck I took off Like a Bat out of Hell and the Police are still Looking for Me’s Photo
Nope. Sat there saying “Oh shit,” until the police came and arrested me for a DUI. I don’t drink anymore. True story, circa 2007.
Looking at Another Woman’s Hair, Clothes and Lack of Makeup and Wanting to Say, “Bitch, Why are you Looking Like That in Public’s?” Photo
See comments above. I guess we can’t always be primped! But I do notice these women are usually married, with their husband and kids, and the husband is usually pretty good looking. Why is this? I mean, here I am most times in full makeup, hair done, and a nice outfit on…yet I’m eternally single.
I don’t Like to Floss when I Brush my Teeth because it Makes them Bleed and gets the Sink Nasty and then I have to Clean the Sink only I Won’t’s Photo
Is there not a kinder, gentler floss? Or at least a self-cleaning sink?
Not Getting Enough Sleep When I Have to Go to Work and Getting Absolutely Nothing Accomplished all Day but Managing to Look Busy’s Photo
Yep. Think we’re all guilty of this one at some point or another.
Seeing Someone’s Bratty Kids Running all Around the Store and Thinking I Would Never Allow My Kids to Do that Cause I’d Whoop Their Asses Photo
Don’t even get me started about kids’ behavior in stores. I work in a supermarket and see bad behavior by kids every day. But most times, it’s the parents who are out of control. Loud and mean, and yelling and saying things to their children that just, well...should never be said. Some people just shouldn’t be parents.
When Your Cat Comes into the Kitchen Looking For Treats and When You Give it To Him He Snubs his Nose at It’s Photo
But you just love them anyway! Because every damn thing they do is just so freakin’ cute!!
Going on a Date For the First Time with Someone You Met on the Internet and Within The First 10 Second’s Wishing You Would Have Cancelled’s Photo
This has been well documented in another article.
Looking at My Filthy Car and Thinking, “I haven’t washed it in over a year and I think I’ll just let it rain again before I Wash it’s” Photo
Running Out of Toilet Paper Again and Hoping you Have a Stock of Napkins Stuffed in The Glove Compartment of Your Car’s Photo
Most times I do.
Having a Severe Itch on Your Bum While Shopping in a Store and Not Knowing How you are Going to Make it For Another Freaking Second Without Publicly Pulling down your Pants and Scratching that Sucker’s Photo
TMI. I plead the 5th on this one.
Thanks to Pam H. and Debbie W. for their assistance in providing FB page names.